Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
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If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.
Not if I swallow this glow stick!
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Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
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The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH
omg wholesome
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This is such an evil way to switch around statistics
It’s not even a skillful switcheroo…that stat is so awful and shameful and disturbingly high it reeks no matter how you say it.
40% is HUGE. That is so many police households. So many.
A D- is not a grade to be proud of.
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Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
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The wiki needs to C H I L L
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And when you close your eyes again, they open in a different head.
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